A Passable Room for Gods (tags: Loki and Balder)

Thor made his way to the dorms, he had gotten a notice that he would be roomed with his family. On the one hand he was excited to see his family but on the other he silently wished he had had a room of his own in case he had some lady friends who might want to spend some time with him. Ahh well he was sure things would be fine here, finding the room he let out a whistle it was an acceptable room not quite like his rooms in Asgard but acceptable nonetheless. He put his bag against the one near the window, he liked the view and besides he liked it well enough. He twirled Mjolnir in his hands and started to nod, yes he would like it here even if it wasn't like Asgard.

"Nice room, almost half as good as the one you have back home eh?" a sly voice broke the silence.
Already seated comfortably in the bed, the young trickster was smirking up at the young deity, looking like he just discoverd the biggest secret hidden to the wrold and planning to blackmail god himself. Well, he just might, once he was allowed back home that is.
Titling his head slightly, Loki allowed himself to fall back agaisnt the soft and clean sheets, deliberately messing it up.
He suddenly snapped his head back, green eyes staring into strong blue ones. "So, I only expect the best now thunderbolt," sounding dead serious even with the nickname he had for Thor. "Brin over the best ladies you find, or men whichever works fine, and put on a great show for me~" he finished with a shit eating grin. "you won't even notice I'm here. And always go out with 'BANG' 'kay? You're great with that," he snickerd at his own joke.



"How is it that I always turn up at the worst part your conversations?" Balder growned as he stepped inside the room, a look of disgust clear on his face.
he ignroed the dissapointed whine from Loki and sat his bag down, giving them both a smile.
Knowing Loki was more thna just annoyed and irritaed with his precense, he turned to great his half brother first.
"It's been a while," he smiled, giving the other a friendly pat on the shoulder. "But please try and not brign over a lady TOO OFTEN. I need my beauty sleep."

Thor rolled his eyes at the two of them before tossing his bag at Loki, "And that's why I always have company." He said right back at him before glancing back at Balder, "Like you haven't thought about bringing a lady into your chambers." He stated with a knowing look on his face before patting him on the shoulder. "You know I don't like it when you snore." He stated to Loki with a little grin before moving to sit down on the bed, not caring in the slightest that he might be invading his personal space.

Loki let out a small 'huff' as the bag hit him, pouting slightly as he tossed it down to the floor instead. As soon as Thor took a seat beside him though, he wasted no time on latching himself onto the bigger of the two. "At least i don't sound like a daying Jotun when I snore~" he sang, arm tightly wrapped around THor, obviously not caring about something called 'personal space' either.

Balder rolled his eyes, sadly enough already used to the two's behaviour. Even the trickster's. He didn't bother denying the fact that yes, of course even he's thoguth about bringign a lady over. but he would be smart enough to do it when none of the two troublemakes were there.
"I'm more concerend about what Loki will do to us in our sleep," he said flatly.



Loki snorted. "Oh please, you both know you'd love it anyway," he smirked back, mentally cheering on himself as he took notice of the shudder Balder had.
"So anyway, when are you two planning on bringign over those lovely ladies here?" he changed the subject.
Balder raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh come, you know who I mean. That lady who was nice enough to show you around... when you got lost," he grinned.
Balder cleared his throut.
"And I don't need to ask if you already met someone, thunderbolt," he turned to Thor with a knowing smile.

Thor glanced down at Loki with a raised eyebrow as he wrapped himself around him. He rolled his eyes and gently shoved him off, "I hardly sound like a dying Jotun, you on the other hand sound like a Bilgesnipe." He stated with a smirk. He noted that Balder didn't deny the claim that he had thought about bringing a lady into their shared rooms much to his amusement. "Yes well that's why I have learned to sleep with one eye open around him." He stated, not even kidding. As Loki stated that they'd both love it Thor made a face, "I think not." He said decisively before listening to Loki bring up a woman that had apparently shown Balder around. "Wait, tell us more about this woman." He urged Balder with a wider smile before glancing over at Loki, "You're not off the hook either, I do believe I saw you with one of Freya's daughters earlier on." He said with a wink.

Loki didn't looked offended or dissapointed as Thor brushed him off, just chuckled at him as he made himself comfortable on the bed again.
"Why thank you~" he said back at Thor's comment about him sounding like a Bilgesnipe, looking proud at first for soem reason. "Wait... you mean I look repulsive?" he faked a hurt pout. "You're just jealous I can morph into a woman or anything more attractive than you."



Balder only looked less and less thrileld about sharing this room by the minute. He was pretty sure Loki was doing this on purpose...
He open his mouth to respond to Thor's demand, about to say that Selina had only been a nice and well mannerd lady, but he trickster beat him to it.
"She reminded me of a cat," he grinend wickeldy, making a purring sound. "Mjau~"
"Stop that," Balder mutterd, before taking in the rest of what Thor said to Loki. "...Freya's daughter?" he repeated in disbelief, quickly growing concerned of their safety.
"Please tell me she still had her cloths on when you left her," he said with a stern voice, wich the trickster just rolled his eyes at.
"Relaaaaax, lightbulb," Loki mutterd, makign Balder's eyes twitch at the nickname. "I'm not that big of a manwhor-"
"Yes you are."
"Ok, I am. But I didn't touch her. Geez, we just had a nice talk~"
Loki's smirk didn't put Balder's worry at ease.
Ignoring Balder, Loki turned back to Thor. "Tell us about the girl with the ncie ass you spoke to instead," he urged. "When you bring her over, let me know."
"Why do I even bother..." Balder mutterd defeated in the background.

Thor wrinkled his nose at the very thought before watching Balder walk over towards the window. At his words he chuckled and shook his head before leaning over to ruffle Loki's hair. He grimaced though as Loki brought up Odin, "I have to agree with Balder no I don't want to hear anymore." He stated with a shudder, not liking the mental images he had just had. Thor glanced over at Laura, "I'm surprised you haven't met her yet." He admitted though he had a small smile on his face. "You'll just have to wait like Balder here." He said as he smirked over at Balder.

Thor frowned, "You know Blader has a point, did something happen to you Loki?" He asked with a frown as he turned to look down at him. He started to get angry at the thought of someone hurting his little brother, even if he wasn't really his brother but he was adopted and thus he was like a brother. "Who hurt you Loki?" He asked with a thunderous expression brewing behind his eyes. He'd make sure whoever had hurt him would regret it and dearly so.

Thor frowned, "That doesn't answer my question Loki who is to blame for doing this to you?" He demanded. He wouldn't let up until he had a good honest answer, one that made sense and one where he would have viable cause to beat the holy Odin shit out of whoever deserved it. His hand moved to his hammer and his fingers flexed a little bit, no doubt wanting an excuse to fling it at whoever deserved it.

Thor got up off the bed almost causing Loki to fall off the bed in the process. "Damn elves, I'll make them rue the day they chose to hurt you." He snarled as he summoned Mjolnir to his hand and started to stride for the door. As Balder tried to stop him he gave him one of his infamous glares, "Don't stop me brother." He said as he leveled his finger at him before opening the door and stepping out.

Thor yanked his arm free, "Its nothing they wouldn't deserve." He snarled down at Balder. He knew he was being rash but at that moment he couldn't quite bring himself to care. "Go watch over Loki brother, while I deal with those responsible." He added before he kept walking down the hall.

Thor frowned as Loki spoke to him, raising an eyebrow when Balder slapped him upside the head. "Are you sure Loki? I don't like the fact that they did this to you." He stated as he twirled his hammer loosely in his grip.

Thor growled and slammed his fist into the wall not even flinching at the contact, or at the fact that he had just made quite a big hole in the wall. Breathing heavily he nodded, "Very well then...I think I am going to train." He said as he gave the wall a dark look before he started to leave yet again.

Thor was still brooding and glanced over at him, "Only if you think you can keep up brother." He stated with a rough grin that was slow to show but he was trying at least for Balder's sake.

He snorted, "Sure thing." He stated as he glanced over at him and gave him a shit eating grin. He sighed out, "I'm just going to warn you...I think I'll be especially violent today." He said after a moment.